Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Tanjooberrymutts





To everyone who has purchased Harlequin and especially to those who have taken a moment to jot thank you notes saying how totally thrilled you are with him and how very much you simply love his resin, we would like to say:


Tanjooberrymutts
and
Thank you for your deep interesting.



The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest & room-service in China...


Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest:
 "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service:
 "Rye, Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to
oddor sunteen?"

Guest:
 "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs."

Room Service:
 "Ow ulai den?"

Guest:
 " .....What??"

Room Service:
 "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest:
 "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..
Scrambled, please."

Room Service:
 "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

Guest:
 "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service:
 "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest:
 "What?"

Room Service:
 "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: 
"I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService:
 "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest:
 "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService:
 "Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?...
Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest:
 "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying
'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService:
 "We botter?"

Guest:
 "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService:
 "Wad?!?"

Guest:
 "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService:
 "Copy?"

Guest:
 "Excuse me?"

RoomService:
 "Copy.. tea... meel?"

Guest:
 "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService:
 "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken,
Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??"

Guest:
 "Whatever you say."

RoomService:
 "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest:
 "You're welcome."